2012 Kaylena Mitchell (your very own California Kay) has moved back to the outskirts of Sacramento. Yay suburban life! She resides in a 3 bedroom house with a (currently deployed) Roomie of the female variety, 2 dogs, 1 cat and a fluctuating number of freshwater fish. She loves writing, baking, hunting down new music, walking her dog and trying to wrestle a fair amount of her bed away from Lolo and the other furry roommates each night.
2009 Kaylena Mitchell was residing in Western Washington, in what her friends lovingly labeled "East Jesus Nowhere." Kaylena (or Kay) was the very definition of a twenty-something "boomerang kid," meaning that she left home, lived on her own, then went back to living with her parents. This worked out very well for Kaylena, since she abhors cooking and had a built-in babysitter for her overly spoiled Mini-Dachshund, Lolo. When not writing, Kaylena enjoys an intense game of fetch, baking cupcakes, playing Guitar Hero, and perusing personal ads on CraigsList (They are hilarious and you really should try it one of these days).
Showing posts with label GuitarHero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GuitarHero. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Your Mom reads this blog
I'm dying. In my throat. It's fucked-up-throat-itis. Very contagious. Watch out. Coming soon to a theater near you.
On the drive home from my Chemo-Doc today (had to get my blood checked, my port flushed, and just check in with her), I was suddenly hit by a fucked up feeling in the right side of my throat. Which is an area they're radiating every day...And it spread up to right under my ear like the I'm-about-to-get-a-fucked-up-ear-infection feeling. Just a minute ago my eyes got that itchy-burny feeling and I had to take the contacts out. Not sure if the radiation's fucking me up, or it's just a normal sickness.
I finally put on my big girl pants and had some of the Aloe Vera Juice I was supposed to be drinking this whole time. It tastes like NotTheLord, and burns when I swallow it. Fuck-tastic! Then my stomach started being nasty at me.
I bet you're thinking this day is pretty shitty eh? To top all that off, I got a lovely speeding ticket and an ass-chewing by a copper on the way to my doc's office this morning. I'll take the ticket douche muffin, you don't have to make me feel like an idiot too. WhatTheFuckEver.
I thought Guitar Hero was the hotness. Then I got Rock Band. HolyFuckingShit. Sweet action my friends. Sweet, sweet action.
I'm done with today, I'm ready for tomorrow.
Much love.
Re: The comments
Cher-You're on crack, but I love you.
IV-No full-frontal love. For anyone. Ever. How big is this box you speak of? 12 pack? 6?
Sushi-Suicide Girl? (Upon consulting the mighty Google): What the hell? Is it porn? Is it goth-ish girls gone wild? Some of them scare me.
BBC-I laughed. Thankfully, my head's really all that has hair showing back up at this point, so yeah...
IV-That's definitely a possibility.
TheTroll-That's so sweet. You must not visit often enough to know the truth.
Ooh, I just remembered, I get my port out monday! There's the rainbow at the end of the backed-up plumbing shitfest. (True Story. "The Shit" backed up into my bathtub. Yesterday. A plumber was called. I bleached the fuck out of my tub. We're all golden again. I'm gonna go get a popsicle and crash on the couch now.)
On the drive home from my Chemo-Doc today (had to get my blood checked, my port flushed, and just check in with her), I was suddenly hit by a fucked up feeling in the right side of my throat. Which is an area they're radiating every day...And it spread up to right under my ear like the I'm-about-to-get-a-fucked-up-ear-infection feeling. Just a minute ago my eyes got that itchy-burny feeling and I had to take the contacts out. Not sure if the radiation's fucking me up, or it's just a normal sickness.
I finally put on my big girl pants and had some of the Aloe Vera Juice I was supposed to be drinking this whole time. It tastes like NotTheLord, and burns when I swallow it. Fuck-tastic! Then my stomach started being nasty at me.
I bet you're thinking this day is pretty shitty eh? To top all that off, I got a lovely speeding ticket and an ass-chewing by a copper on the way to my doc's office this morning. I'll take the ticket douche muffin, you don't have to make me feel like an idiot too. WhatTheFuckEver.
I thought Guitar Hero was the hotness. Then I got Rock Band. HolyFuckingShit. Sweet action my friends. Sweet, sweet action.
I'm done with today, I'm ready for tomorrow.
Much love.
Re: The comments
Cher-You're on crack, but I love you.
IV-No full-frontal love. For anyone. Ever. How big is this box you speak of? 12 pack? 6?
Sushi-Suicide Girl? (Upon consulting the mighty Google): What the hell? Is it porn? Is it goth-ish girls gone wild? Some of them scare me.
BBC-I laughed. Thankfully, my head's really all that has hair showing back up at this point, so yeah...
IV-That's definitely a possibility.
TheTroll-That's so sweet. You must not visit often enough to know the truth.
Ooh, I just remembered, I get my port out monday! There's the rainbow at the end of the backed-up plumbing shitfest. (True Story. "The Shit" backed up into my bathtub. Yesterday. A plumber was called. I bleached the fuck out of my tub. We're all golden again. I'm gonna go get a popsicle and crash on the couch now.)
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Yeah, Yeah, Your mom.
Yesterday would have been Chemo Day, but it wasn't cuz I'm done bitches! That's so fucking awesome I can't even explain. Eat it Kanser! Eat it and like it.
Went to my Radiation doc on Tuesday, got a new CT scan and my sweet new tattoos. They're just 3 little black dots, they look like retarded freckles. One on each side, and on in the middle of my chest, just under where a bra strap sits.
I go back in on the 15th and should find out the results of the CT scan then, and I believe that's also day one of radiation.
Since we last conversed, I've beat Guitar Hero 3 on Easy and Medium. I'm not so sure about tackeling Hard. That's when you have to start using the 5th button, and my fingers can't reach it. I think the Guitars were built for man-hands, which I don't have.
Yesterday I recieved the most awesome thing ever in the mail. My Ebay'd N64 007 Goldeneye arrived on my doorstep. And it's just as awesome as I remembered. The N64 is the shiznit. Don't believe me? Ask your mom. She knows... Believe.
Went to my Radiation doc on Tuesday, got a new CT scan and my sweet new tattoos. They're just 3 little black dots, they look like retarded freckles. One on each side, and on in the middle of my chest, just under where a bra strap sits.
I go back in on the 15th and should find out the results of the CT scan then, and I believe that's also day one of radiation.
Since we last conversed, I've beat Guitar Hero 3 on Easy and Medium. I'm not so sure about tackeling Hard. That's when you have to start using the 5th button, and my fingers can't reach it. I think the Guitars were built for man-hands, which I don't have.
Yesterday I recieved the most awesome thing ever in the mail. My Ebay'd N64 007 Goldeneye arrived on my doorstep. And it's just as awesome as I remembered. The N64 is the shiznit. Don't believe me? Ask your mom. She knows... Believe.
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