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I'm dying. In my throat. It's fucked-up-throat-itis. Very contagious. Watch out. Coming soon to a theater near you.

On the drive home from my Chemo-Doc today (had to get my blood checked, my port flushed, and just check in with her), I was suddenly hit by a fucked up feeling in the right side of my throat. Which is an area they're radiating every day...And it spread up to right under my ear like the I'm-about-to-get-a-fucked-up-ear-infection feeling. Just a minute ago my eyes got that itchy-burny feeling and I had to take the contacts out. Not sure if the radiation's fucking me up, or it's just a normal sickness.

I finally put on my big girl pants and had some of the Aloe Vera Juice I was supposed to be drinking this whole time. It tastes like NotTheLord, and burns when I swallow it. Fuck-tastic! Then my stomach started being nasty at me.

I bet you're thinking this day is pretty shitty eh? To top all that off, I got a lovely speeding ticket and an ass-chewing by a copper on the way to my doc's office this morning. I'll take the ticket douche muffin, you don't have to make me feel like an idiot too. WhatTheFuckEver.

I thought Guitar Hero was the hotness. Then I got Rock Band. HolyFuckingShit. Sweet action my friends. Sweet, sweet action.

I'm done with today, I'm ready for tomorrow.

Much love.

Re: The comments
Cher-You're on crack, but I love you.
IV-No full-frontal love. For anyone. Ever. How big is this box you speak of? 12 pack? 6?
Sushi-Suicide Girl? (Upon consulting the mighty Google): What the hell? Is it porn? Is it goth-ish girls gone wild? Some of them scare me.
BBC-I laughed. Thankfully, my head's really all that has hair showing back up at this point, so yeah...
IV-That's definitely a possibility.
TheTroll-That's so sweet. You must not visit often enough to know the truth.

Ooh, I just remembered, I get my port out monday! There's the rainbow at the end of the backed-up plumbing shitfest. (True Story. "The Shit" backed up into my bathtub. Yesterday. A plumber was called. I bleached the fuck out of my tub. We're all golden again. I'm gonna go get a popsicle and crash on the couch now.)