A Mother-Fucking Bitch.
No Fucking fun at all.
An even bigger Mother Fucking Bitch when you still have to work.
I have come to realize a few things between my dashes to the bathroom:
I'm fucking married to my job. "In sickness and in health..."
I need to clean the bathroom.
I have no clue who I caught this from.
If I ever figure out who I caught this from, I will remove their eyeballs with a spork.
I always fucking get sick when I'm about to go away for a Holiday.
FUCK!
3 comments:
A spork really is the ideal weapon for eye-gashing. It's sharp on the end, yet, rounded so you can cup the eyeball as you're removing it.
Good choice of weapons!
Why thank you, I gave it a lot of thought. it is quite perfect for the job.
phlegm is your friend
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