How could I have forgotten how mind-numbingly dully my job is?

So my co-worker dude is back.
Can't stand him, but that's beside the point.
Now that he's back and actually doing his job so I don't have to anymore, and now that I've finished that muy muy importante test for my own job, I'm back to... You guessed it, nothing. Well, I suppose if I looked hard enough I could find something to occupy myself, but I don't feel like looking that hard.
So me and Apple are rockin out (got her plugged directly into the speakers, that way no one can sneak up on my in my headphones. Not that anyone ever comes down here to my office, just sayin.)
I'm so fucking bored! Like carve-my-own-eyes-out-with-a-swiss-army-spork-(speaking of: why doesn't swiss arm have a spork? If they can put a damn jump drive into the mix, I think there should be a spork.) Moving on: -if-I-don't-find-something-to-occupy-myself-soon-and-by-soon-I-pretty-much-mean-NOW!

I don't like Myspace anymore. Can't handle the blog's whole setup. And this lady from back home was tellin my mom about what I was posting in my blog, and saying I was weird and shit, which caused me to be all "Fuck you lady, you're not my mom! And she shouldn't be reading this either. So go away!" And I don't even know how she was reading it, since I had it set so only friends could read it, and she totally wasn't on my buddy list, and it just kind-of generally freaked me out and made me want my anonymity back, which I've totally got here, so yeah, I'm back and Myspace can suck it! Cuz it does. Suck it.
My work has pretty much blocked any cool time-killer websites (ebaum's world, bored.com.... um, yeah, anything labeled entertainment, hobbies, whatever. Nazis.)
I have a bud who brings a coloring book to work. Just had to check... Took mine back home. Still have my colored pencils though... But I'm kind of an unimaginitive person; not that creative. I really wish I had a copy of photoshop on this computer though. That's a beautiful time killer.
Man, screwin around on Google, and found a pic of a little girl who looks as bored as I feel. Observe:

Right.. I'm gonna go screw around for a bit. Might be back.