Is WAY too long. Sunday was allright... But Monday felt wrong. So wrong. So boring and wrong. Went tanning with one of my girls (***Bikini Skirt), then had me some cow for dinner, then went on one of our nightly walks (not actually nightly, but we do it sometimes, it's fun. I highly recommend it. Once it's cool enough that is. And by We I mean Bikini Skirt, Butt Shot and myself), and after I went to the other of my girls's house (***Butt Shot's) and we had a couple smirnoff's and I fell asleep on her couch. That's right. 2 frickin smirnoff's and I fell asleep. Whatever.
Today was better than yesterday, but still felt like I should have been at work. It was a day filled with much sweating at the gym with girl #1 ***(damn, I need to name them, so there's no more confusion, cuz I'm totally confusing myself... Ok, so girl #1 is temporarily to be referred to as Bikini Skirt-since this is what her pool attire consists of, and girl #2 will be called Butt Shot-since she just got a shot in her ass when she had to go to the hospital today.) Anyho, so I woke up at Butt Shot's house, and Bikini Skirt wanted to know if we wanted to hit the gym, and I was down with that (Butt Shot on the other hand wasn't. Which was ok, me and Butt Shot were supposed to get up at 5 30 to go run and work out, but then she had to get the Butt Shot, so I'm on my own tomorrow).... Anyhoosies, me and Bikini Skirt got all sweaty and shit at the gym, ran, lifted, all that, then headed over to the track for a walk, then went to refill our stomachs with some greasy-but-filling BK (Wake up to the King people... That guy freak anyone else out?) Then we went to our respective homes, showered, and decided to go to the pool. After a few relaxing but hot hours at the pool, I showered, and have discovered a wonderful sunburn on my face, with sunglasses lines of course, and some sexy, sexy lines on my legs from where my boardshorts sat. Very sexy.
Anyho, I'm going to get dressed and head over to Butt Shot's house to see how she's doin. Maybe. I also need to do some grocery shopping (probably won't happen) and get my work clothes around (probably won't happen) and make my bed (freshly cleaned sheets!) and go to sleep at a decent hour, since that 5 30 workout (which probably won't happen... I hate working out alone, so easy to blow it off...) will come mighty early.
Love you all, hope you had a great, safe Fourth.
And here's a little something I stumbled across this weekend that made me laugh my ass off. It's called R U Ready For Sex?
4 comments:
why you would call someone butt-shot, and why i would call someone butt-shot are VERY different. i think mine reason is more fun, but dirtier.
why you would call someone butt-shot, and why i would call someone butt-shot are VERY different. i think mine reason is more fun, but dirtier.
That Burger King puppet thing? That is highly, highly disturbing. Freaks me the hell out. That face shows up on my windowsill and he'll be having an extremely brief meeting with Mr. Mossberg.
Mr Mossberg, sweetaliscious. I'll be right over with that costume...
And Jerk? I so don't want to even think about why you'd call someone buttshot, but I can imagine; make it stop.
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