Say my name...

So, it's been a bit colder lately. I’ve been going to the pool still at 06-buttcrack of the morning. And this morning… I should have been clued in to the coldness, since I was wearing a sweat shirt and warmups to the pool. Which is outdoor. Anyho, I get there, I’m the only fool there besides the lifeguard. I go to MY lane, and check the water… Holy mother of Fucking Hell. That shit’s Cold. It took me 5 lengths up and down the pool to "warm up."
Yeah. So the whole hour I'm at the pool, 4 other fools are dumb enough to show up. And what do you know about none of them staying more than 20 minutes? And that was the man wearing Spandex.
Onward and upward: A few times a year the company I work for likes to go a little crazy. Like, clear out our expense accounts crazy. Like, tell me everything we need so we spend the money so they don't drop our "allowance" for next quarter. I know. Awesome. Unless you're the purchaser. That's where "Jefe" (Spanish pronounciation people) comes in. My bossman, Jefe, IS that fool who makes the purchases. So I've been helping him out on all these purchases, and in return, he's not straight up laughing in my face when I give him a request.
So... I was told to put in an order for a camelbak, so, being the asshole that I am, I told Jefe that I wanted this tactical vest one, for the low, low price of $180. So just to be a fool, he puts in the order request... And they approved it! So now I'm the asshole who's got to wear that shit, and he can laugh at me every damn day. It is pretty cool, but seriously... Every day? Shit bro. Shit.
Now I'm stuck on the phone, calling all these fools, trying to double check their ordering process before Jefe has to hit "buy." It just speeds up the process. So I'm stuck on hold. So not cool.
Gettin back to my calls, I SO hope my computer monitor comes in today... It was supposed to get to me yesterday, keep your fingers crossed.