Thursday, March 01, 2007

Happy March!

So mother-fucking NewBlogger ate my post. NewBlogger, you're a fucking whore. And your mother fucked donkeys.

That said, my eaten post was about that wonderful sensation of WTF you get when you never hear a word in your life, then are bombarded by it mustiple times in one day. My word? Merkin. Apparently it's a wig... For your crotch. But people are using it as more of a derogatory name-calling thing. And it cracks me the fuck up. Example: ADHD Librarian.

How have I never heard of such a thing before? No one from my office had either; Crossbow and ThanksgivingGirl thought I was making shit up.

Good news on the knees front: I acually got a referral this morning! That's right, one of the docs in my fucked up clinic admitted my problem might be above his knowledge, and we might need to refer me to a specialist. Yeah fool, that's what your mom said! Not really. She was a very nice lady.

Ok, I'm going back to my heating pad. And Stone, I love you man. Thanks for all the advice and info.

p.s. I love this shit.

3 comments:

Shanshu said...

I can't believe you posted a Peanut Butter Jelly Time link.

Argh!

That song creeps into my head and cuts in like glass!!!!

Huff.

INNER VOICES said...

YEAH, im with ya on the blogger posting problems, and their spell check sux ass as well. good luck with the knee doctor... happy friday!

ADHD Librarian said...

'merkin as an abbreviation of American is not uncommon in Australia. You see it has the ability to use the way the American voice (or certain American accents anyway) sounds to the Australian ear as well as the fantastic fact that it suggests that America is a nation of pubic wigs.