Don't let the cute face fool you, Lolo is a demon. As of today, the following things have died by her hand/mouth:
2 toothbrushes
5 cell phone chargers
2 socks (which of course, didn't match)
countless meals that were not closely watched
multiple drinks and bottles of water that she decided were hers to drink
1 diamond earring (MIA-not recovered)
3 hair ties (obviously not mine)
1 Guitar Hero guitar was poo'd on (and disinfected), though she seems to believe it is hers now, and drags it around the house by the strap.
Anything cardboard will be destroyed upon contact
And a few other things that escape my attention at the moment.
Marley has nothing on this lil demon. Just when I start telling someone how much better she is, she goes and destroys something else. Buuuut, she's pretty cute, and she's very lovey, so it's usually forgivable.
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1 Guitar Hero guitar was poo'd on (and disinfected), though she seems to believe it is hers now, and drags it around the house by the strap.
Have you considered giving her guitar lessons?
I should. Maybe it'd help her ADD. My little monster has the attention span of a fruit fly.
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