Monday, February 27, 2006

Good afternoon

I haven't really got much.
Went to lunch with a bunch of people from the office at Red Robin. There was a cute lil cutie wating tables. And there was this gorgeous little redheaded girl at the next table with her (I assume) Mom and big brother. It was her birthday, and I'm betting her first. She had these big blue eyes, and she kept looking at our table. The staff brought her out a sundae and sang happy birthday to her, and she just looked at them like "What the f's going on here?" She was so cute. She was using 2 spoons to dig into the whip cream on that sundae, and didn't make as big of a mess as she could have.
Looking at her, (I love little kids. Just not in the want-my-own stage at this point in my life) I was so glad I wasn't her mother. I have huge odds of having redheads. And I bet she's gonna be a little terror. I wish her mother luck. She was pretty well behaved, but give her time. She'll turn into a little redheaded demon. A cutie, but a demon.
Right, so here's a forward, read it if you want, don't if you don't. There's no more postingness after this line:
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This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. Re-post and see what others have or have not done!

Singing in the shower?: Very Guilty, but only with additional music.

Spit in someone's Drink?: Innocent.

Played with Barbie’s? Guilty, as a child.

Made someone cry?: Innocent as far as I know. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Been depressed?: Guilty, sentenced to life without parole.

Opened your Christmas presents early?: Innocent.

Lied to a friend?: Guilty, but it was for their own good. Those beautiful white lies.

Lied to a parent?: Sadly, very guilty. Too many to count.

Broken a bone?: Innocent.

Had surgery?: Innocent. Even still have my tonsils.

Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: Innocent. Never seen it.

Played a Computer game for more than 5 hours: Guilty. The Sims, The Sims 2, and something else...

Ran through the sprinklers?: Guilty, before my parents bought the pool.

Ran through the sprinklers naked?: Innocent.

Went outside naked?: Innocent.

Wished you were someone else?: Guilty.

Flashed somebody?: Innocent.

Mooned somebody?: Innocent.

Been on stage?: Guilty. 5th grade band.

Been on stage naked or close to it?: Innocent.

Been in a parade?: Guilty.

Been in a school play?: Innocent.

Drank beer?: Innocent.

Gotten so drunk you don't remember anything? Innocent.

Gotten detention?: Innocent.

Gotten ISS/suspended/expelled?: Innocent.

Been on a plane: Guilty.

Been on a cruise?: Innocent.

Cheated on a test?: Guilty.

Broken into a house?: Innocent.

Gotten a tattoo?: Guilty. Just one.

Gotten a piercing?: Guilty, but I've taken it out. Navel.

Gotten into a fist fight?: Innocent.

Gotten into a shouting match?: Only with my lil bro.

Swallowed sea/pool water?: Not sure.

Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Innocent.

Laughed so hard it hurt?: Guilty, all the time. Or at least till I cry.

Had a crush on a best friend?: Guilty...

Have a secret you have never shared?: Guilty.

Fell down a whole flight of stairs?: Innocent. I think this would have been followed with the laughing so hard it hurt.

Tripped on your own feet?: Guilty, almost daily.

Cried yourself to sleep?: Guilty.

Cried in public?: Lord, I hope not, but I can't remember ever doing it. Maybe as a baby?

Thrown up in public?: Innocent.

Skipped class?: Guilty. English in college all the time. Hated that Prof.

Cried so hard you threw up?: Innocent. But Coughed yes.

Skinny dipped: Innocent.

Skydived: Innocent.

Screamed so loud you turned red: Innocent.

Burned an ant with a magnifying glass: Innocent.

Oh, you're still here? Then I guess you've noticed I haven't really done shit. Shhh, don't tell.

2 comments:

stonelifter said...

you may have done shit but there is still enough there to condem you muwahhahahaha

Kay said...

I haven't admitted to anything I regret admitting to though, so condem away.