Cuz you're not sitting at home watching 40 Year Old Virgin. I probably should be at work, but I don't really want to. That's right, I'm a fuckin slacker, don't be jealous.
"You know how I know that you're gay? You like the movie maid in Manhattan" (I actually do like this one. But I'm assuming it's ok, since I'm a girl and all...)
"You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face.'" (But then the other guy goes "that's gay?" I love it, I fucking love this movie.)
"I'm ripping your head off right now... It's off... And now I'm throwing it at your body."
Side note: Speciak K: Fruit and Yogurt is the best cereal ever.
Other side note: Amazon.com sells cereal. Just not my cereal.
Ok, carry on, I'm gonna get ready for work.
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My favorite line was when they're in the bookstore checking the freaky chick out.
"There's something wrong with her underwear."
"Yeah....they're not in my mouth."
You know how I know you're gay?
You wear your boxers backwards.
(Um...if you were a guy it would be funnier. Go ahead and use that one, it kills.)
Duuuuude. That one took me a while to get. So weak. Backwards, that shit's funny bro. Funny.
That like bout the underwear was funny shit too. Got to love that movie.
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