Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Know how I know you're gay?

Cuz you're not sitting at home watching 40 Year Old Virgin. I probably should be at work, but I don't really want to. That's right, I'm a fuckin slacker, don't be jealous.
"You know how I know that you're gay? You like the movie maid in Manhattan" (I actually do like this one. But I'm assuming it's ok, since I'm a girl and all...)
"You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face.'" (But then the other guy goes "that's gay?" I love it, I fucking love this movie.)
"I'm ripping your head off right now... It's off... And now I'm throwing it at your body."
Side note: Speciak K: Fruit and Yogurt is the best cereal ever.
Other side note: Amazon.com sells cereal. Just not my cereal.

Ok, carry on, I'm gonna get ready for work.

4 comments:

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

My favorite line was when they're in the bookstore checking the freaky chick out.
"There's something wrong with her underwear."
"Yeah....they're not in my mouth."

You know how I know you're gay?
You wear your boxers backwards.

(Um...if you were a guy it would be funnier. Go ahead and use that one, it kills.)

Kay said...

Duuuuude. That one took me a while to get. So weak. Backwards, that shit's funny bro. Funny.
That like bout the underwear was funny shit too. Got to love that movie.

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