Wednesday is brougnt to you by the letters F and U, and the number 2

Good morning strangers.
I'm bored.
Not at work yet.
I should go there soon.
Instead, here are some pretty pretty (yeah, or just retardedly funny) shirts I will allow you to buy me now, all courtesy of
T Shirt Hell:

And that's all. Carry on. Get back to work you lazy bum!