The one with the pictures

This is a pic from as soon as I got home, the day of surgery. Wonderfully healthy looking isn't it? They put some clear glue/goop/something on it to seal it, and no stitches. Then yesterday that bullshit started to get swollen, but not really swollen enough that I could get a good picture.

The orange band says I'm a fall risk. It doesn't get much funnier than that. Unless, of course, I actually had fallen. I would have laughed my ass off at that. So they pushed me around in a wheelchair absolutely everywhere, even to the bathroom. I tried telling all the nurses, med techs, and anyone else around that I was perfectly capable of walking, but... No love.


Ok kids, I've taken more drugs and am really wanting my bed again.
Love to you all, thanks for all the well-wishes.