My neck wasn't just infected, it was FUCKING infected. It was bad. Dr Doc had to reopen my fucking neck wound and clean it out, then he put something up in there to help it drain, and I have a little string hanging out that I have to pull out in 4 days. I'm all... "So essentially I have a tampon in my neck?" That's right kids. Hefe's already declared my new name to be bloody tampon. Isn't it great? Be jealous.
So I have to keep gauze right at the hole to catch drainage, and we all know gauze doesn't just stay there by itself. So, drumroll please, I introduce you all to the latest craze, the shirtless turtleneck. Eets so sexy! Ees too sexy! Don't be jealous, please.My BigBoss is on his way to my house for a talk, (I know, I know, WTF?), so I've got to go. I'll be back. Much love.
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Infections are SEXY.
wow
You know, I'd heard that infections were the new hotness, but I wasn't sure that was accurate info... Now I know.
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