Holy Fuck, I haven't posted in HOW many months?

Here are some random texts currently in my cell phone. (Some are texts of conversations because the conversations were hilarious.) Some were sent by me, some by other people (all of whom have make-believe Blog names.) It's up to you to figure it out.


1) Person A: "Excuse me, that's my ass, get your own." Person B: "I have one, it's bubbliscious."

2) Person A: "How you doin?" Person B: "Ok" Person A:"Well it's on point. Let's see if we can't make it fantastic."

3) "Your hair's getting floofy again. Floofy floofitis."

4) Person A: "How am I the cutest thing ever in life?" Person B: "Cuz... You had kanser..."

5) "What do you know about hiding in your girlfriend's bedroom cuz her dad came home early? I could go out the window, but then I have to walk in front of the sliding glass door to reach the gate... The fence is much too high to scale. And tis wood. Hilarity will ensue..."

6) "I just saw a man in a Catholic School Girl Skirt!"

7) Person A: "Are those different underwear?" Person B: I don't know, I get lost."

8) "My boobies smell like donuts."

9) "She's the voice inside my head that doesn't say anything, just does funny stuff."

10) "Dr Skelewhore butt-plugged my neck today."



And there you have it people. Which ones were (all or partly) mine, and which ones was I just the happy recepient of?

Next post will be Random pictures from my phone. You know you want to get you some of that.

Much love!