Kidding.
Dude, come back, seriously, I was kidding...
Let's see, watched "When a Stranger Calls" this weekend. I found it scary, but hell, I thougt Final Destination was scary, so my judgement when it comes to such things is questionable at best. So aside from the character's extreme lack of judgement (I recall yelling at the tv several times "Fuck the kids, just run!"), it was an alright movie. Lots of suspense and shit...
Went to a "Strawberry Festival." Fuckin, you'd think it's be all about strawberries, right? Not so. They had ONE stand selling flats and half flats of strawberries, and a stand that sold (get this, I'm serious, not makin this shit up:) Deep Fried Ice Cream Sundaes on a stick. That's right. On a fucking stick. I've got a damn picture... It's stuck in my phone, I'll post it later.
But yeah, other than that, it was just bad "country" bands and a some corny little fair reject booths, and some kid shit. And a petting zoo. Cuz that's an obvious choice right? "Hey, we're having a Strawberry festival. What should we have?" "Some strawberry stuff?" "No, I'm thinking... Petting Zoo!" "Oh right, totally. Why didn't I think of that?"
Cuz it's not fucking logical. Jeebus man.
Here's your visual aid:
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Well of course you love me, I rock!
(big hug)
Whoa...watch the hands sister!
I'm so serious too, she didn't know those kids. It was just a babysitting job, and it couldn't have paid THAT much.
it hardens your arteries as it losens your poop
brilliant!
my personal view, no job is worth dying over, and no kids are worth minimum wage.
i would have thrown the kids at the killer
having strawberries at a strawberry festival would just be too obvious.
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